“I don’t know what I was smoking when I wrote that”
— Dr. SimoniI may have a good idea...
“This is when we can drink of the joyous, sleep the sleep of the righteous, and all is right with the universe.”
— Dr. WhiteSleep... what sleep?
“If the formula requires that you stand on your head in a corner and sing “Back Home Again in Indiana,” while it’s raining outside, then thats what you have to do!”
— Dr. RichardsOnly if the floor is made of concrete.
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