“I don’t know what I was smoking when I wrote that”

— Dr. Simoni
I may have a good idea...

“This is when we can drink of the joyous, sleep the sleep of the righteous, and all is right with the universe.”

— Dr. White
Sleep... what sleep?

“If the formula requires that you stand on your head in a corner and sing “Back Home Again in Indiana,” while it’s raining outside, then thats what you have to do!”

— Dr. Richards
Only if the floor is made of concrete.

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