Top 10 Wacky prof
quotes

TIGER... GRASS... RUN! Humans are great pattern matchers, it’s probably why we’re still alive.
- Dr. Livesay

Just treat Maple as your trained monkey, a monkey that has been trained to do what you want.
-Dr. Finn
I think we would all rather have a trained monkey

You’re looking for the tightest hole
-Dr. Defoe
Of course you were talking about fragmentation and filling “holes” in memory of Operating Systems

I’ve never heard someone say, “This ODE is kicking my ass”
-Dr Isaia
You should stop by the percopo classroom sometime : )

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