Wacky prof
quotes


You need to go down to the parts room. They are going to hand you a baggie. Don’t smoke that stuff. They are full of electronic parts.
–Dr. Simoni
Unless Cheech and Chong started working here
There’s a limit to how long they can get... usually only about 3 or 4 inches.
-Dr Herniter
I’ve heard otherwise in special cases...

I have the same reaction on the crackpot scale.
-Dr. Michel
Is that higher than the Richter scale?

If you’re going to have a pick-up truck, get one that sits low to the ground so the fat meth dealers can’t get your catalytic converter.
-Dr. Gibson
Enough said.

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