10. Never come out of your room. Except to eat at the ARA. Alone.9. Facebook stalk every girl you know. Bring up things you see on her profile in an everyday conversation.8. Instant message every person on your buddy list as soon as they sign on. Just to say “hi, sup?” End the conversation there.7. Grow a C.S. beard, without being a C.S. major.6. Do the Nerd Run everywhere. Even when you aren’t late.5. Be secretive about your notes. Whenever anyone tries to look at them, pull the notebook away quickly, hold it to your chest, and tell them to go away.4. Sit alone in your room. In the dark.3. Question your roommate incessantly when they come home late.2. Memorize the class schedule of all your friends and the person you like. Wait outside their classroom. Everyday.1. Wander around the girls’ floor without talking to anyone. Take notes. Repeat every hour.
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